RANDOMNESS!
This is what my brain is like.
Always be wary of a little old lady selling strange jewelery, it may turn out to be a horcrux.
On a dark dreary day a stranger came to town. No one knew where she came from, only that they immediately needed to know more. She was five feet seven inches tall with long flowing crimson red hair. How was her hair that magnificent colour? No one had ever seen a person whether they were male or female had aught but blond,brown or black. Was she a witch? She had to be, but yet a witch could not look half as endearing. They decided to trust her and take her in as one of there own. That was their first mistake.
I am sitting in the panoramic bay window indulging in the sheer bliss of warm sunlight. So crisp,so pure, so languorous.
There are two games of MASH where the end results are as follows:
I live in a shack with Dracula and my pet tiger. I am a writer and I drive a dodge pickup.
My other half lives in a mansion with Madonna and there pet king kong. He is a tattoo artist and drives a viper GT .
Honestly I think I got there. Dracula vs. Madonna who would you rather live with?personally I think there would be far less stress and body image pressure from Dracula.
Stop.Breathe, feel your pulse, your life moving in moments. Fleeting away from you with each passing breath along with the rhythm of your heart. Breathe and on your inhale admire the simplicity of life, of existence, on your exhale relish in the beauty of life and death. Know that any moment could be your last. Are you happy?
Random thing that happened the other day. Some people crashed my house and I was attempting to figure out what music to put on. I asked if anyone like the clash. This is how it went.
Me: "Does anyone like the clash?"
Boy: "who's that?"
Me: " they are a band they sing 'rock the casbah' 'london calling' etc"
Boy: " I don't know who that is, is this them?"
Me: *Eyes wide open, head shaking, palm on forehead* " No this is Nirvana"
Boy: "Oh"
Me: " So name some bands you like"
Boy: "Megadeath, Nirvana........."
Me: " you like Nirvana but thought they were the clash?"
* silence*
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